Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking

2010-04-20T04:20:00.001-07:00

2010-02-14T21:44:00.000-08:00

2009-12-15T16:50:00.001-08:00

Hey Sis!...hope you like the pictures!

2009-09-13T16:21:00.000-07:00

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2009-08-15T00:37:00.000-07:00

Now the dark begins to rise
Save your breath, it's far from over
Leave the lost and dead behind
Now's your chance to run for cover

I don't wanna change the world
I just wanna leave it colder
Light the fuse and burn it up
Take the path that leads to nowhere

All is lost again
But I'm not giving in

I will not bow
I will not break
I will shut the world away
I will not fall
I will not fade
I will take your breath away

Dear Agony...

2009-07-25T17:40:00.000-07:00

Just called to say that it's good to be alive...

No stars to follow
No hearts to borrow
Despite all this sorrow I still know
The war for love is the war for happiness
Now its time for me to be on my way
Time for me to go
To try and erase those same mistakes that make me feel so hollow
For solace and some peace of mind
Here's to tomorrow...

...I don't have to climb the highest mountain

2009-07-10T22:40:00.000-07:00

Its not equal, its not fair...

On top of every thing, I lose my insane girl...I don't care for anyone who says shes only a pet...Her death is all too poignant to what been happening recently...I just don't know what to say or how to react to all this change, feels like I've either lost or let slip everything important to me and I've got a feeling there's' still more...Good or bad, I don't know...I can only brace myself, but if I didn't have my music...

So much pain
We don't know how to be but angry
Feel infected like we've got gangrene
Please don't let anybody try to change me
Me, just me
In the middle of a sea full of faces, full of faces
Say can you see by the dawns early light
If you believe in redemption
I'm calling to you from another dimension

...I never thought you'd slip away, I guess I was just a little too late

2009-06-08T18:10:00.000-07:00

And so a year has flown by at what seems like warp speed...Just feels like months ago I was discovering what it is to help people and animals, what it is to stand by for someone and let people stand by me. I feel more than a little stupid realizing all this now. Its an old cliche' that you never know how much the people around mean to you until they're not around or...Just not around as much. So much has happened, I wish I just had the patience to do right by some people (person). Well, its only national service, but 'End-of-Eras' are always bittersweet. Its just not the same even when you go back to it, sometimes you out grow it, sometimes you just have to move on. Travels' the very nature we live in, so why fight it?...We all just have to remember to choose our own paths, not to regret and not to dwell if we make mistakes. I made a huge mistake a month ago, one I wish I had the patience to think through before I said and did so many stupid things. What kind of a person breaks up a friendship right? Being in a blind panic about how I felt notwithstanding. I don't know a lot. I don't know if I can build the bridges I've utterly burnt, if I would get the chance or even if I deserve a second chance. I've seen a light so bright get snuffed out and instead of embracing the shining light I had, I blew it out. I lashed out at the one person who knew me, the one light that could always guide me on my darkest days. Looking back on today, the people who came down to see me off, the advice they gave me...I've so much gratitude for all of them...I don't know what kind of person I would be today without them. I've learnt to live for myself now, because I realized that trying to make people happy is how live for myself...Its how I am happy...I hope to find better days, solace and some peace of mind...Better still if I can help someone else find it with me...

Wrap me in a bolt of lightning
Send me on my way still smiling
Maybe that's the way I should go,
Straight into the mouth of the unknown
I left the spare key on the table
Never really thought I'd be able to say
I merely visit on the weekends
I lost my whole life and a dear friend

I finally put it all together,
But nothing really lasts forever
I had to make a choice that was not mine,
I had to say goodbye for the last time
I kept my whole life in suitcase,
Never really stayed in one place
Maybe that's the way it should be,
You know I've led my life like a gypsy

I've said it so many times
I would change my ways
No, nevermind
God knows I've tried

Call me a sinner, call me a saint
Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same
Call me your favorite, call me the worst
Tell me it's over I don't wan't you to hurt
It's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my way

...I'll always keep you inside, you healed my
heart and my life... And you know I try

2009-06-01T09:40:00.000-07:00

Hundredth post, prize please *extends hand*...

Caesar, night shot in his cage...would've looked nicer if I'd wiped the boogers from his eyes before hand

Ajax...

...and brother Alfie

Ajax and his movie dog good looks

Alfie, one of the smartest, most cheeky dogs I've ever met

Ajax, juuust chillin

Happay maan

Me playing with Alfie

Alfie was a bit more unsure of the camera than his brother

Ida!...Ma girlpriend

Tootsie!...Hope she's happy in her new home

Lucious, I think his real name is bastard cat...you can see him thinking of a way to be bastard right now

Pupa
Butterfly
Empty pupa

Some explanationisms about the pictures. The first few were of a couple of retrievers named Alfie and Ajax they came in together but I suspect they were from different litters so are not blood brothers but brothers nonetheless. They are two of the smartest retrievers I've ever met and we played in the spca dog run till the three of us were exhausted and the three of us just crashed on the pavement outside the dog run to wait for the owners to finish their adoption paper work. I remember the man's daughter laughing when she saw us cause both dogs were beside me, heads on my lap. I'm gonna miss them, I hope they visit when I'm there one day.

As for the Lime butterfly, I've been seeing its pupa for a couple of weeks. It was on a concrete wall out in the open, instead of camouflaged against its food plant the lime plant or some neighboring plant. So, I knew it would've been picked off by a predator the moment it emerged in all its conspicuous beauty. I've raised dozens of caterpillars before and still had the special tanks for it. So, I decided to carefully remove it and place it in the same position using some tape in the tank. Looked like I was just in time because it emerged the next morning, I let it go just as I was leaving the house. Man, just something about releasing it...Just felt good.

Haven’t you said goodbye
To the one on who your life depends?
Could it be that I don’t wanna hurt you anymore?
Could it be that we don’t have what it takes?
Take it away ‘cause I don’t like this anymore
Take it away and throw it away

...Cause I've found a way, to steal the sun from the sky

2009-05-22T14:47:00.000-07:00

Pictures...

Fifi!Baxter

Zimba, just looked so photogenic that day
"Dude, go away"

Looks so regal in this one
Marco!....

"Polo!"

Oh man its been one strangely normal week, and to me thats better than anything I could plan for. I've got so many songs to listen to but so little time; Greendays' new album and an insane number of awesome rock covers. What goes around by Alesana, Jumper by Bedlight for Blue eyes, Love Lockdown by Fall Out Boy, You Give Love A Bad Name by Atreyu, Mad World by Evergreen Terrace, Wonderwall by Cartel, King Of Pain by Mudvayne...Just to name a freaking few, Then there is Crank That by I Set My Friends On Fire and Low by Brokencycle that are so insane that I just started laughing my head off they're just full on 'gore-rapping'..."This is madness!, No, This-Is-Rawk!"... The vocals and style of some of the more 'serious' covers are really good though, I'll probably check out Cartel, Evergreen Terrace and Bedlight For Blue Eyes, maybe some others...Aaaaaaand, Star Trek is awesome...I think I had a geek brain hemorrage watching it, awesomeness...

Keep the gun oiled and the temple clean
Shit, snort and blaspheme

...Everybody's tired of someone
our eyes wander for help

2009-05-14T21:25:00.000-07:00

Some pictures...

Cats sleeping everywhere in the cattery except the kitchen sin...nevermind
Van van!
Kenji, the shiba inu...awesome fur
Oreo, my cat's doppleganger...Only more female
Rroooooyyyyyyy, god I love him

Let the heads cool and the engine run
Because in the end, everything we do
Is just everything we've done

...tell the world I’ll give them all a piggy back
to try and take away my negative affect

2009-05-06T18:40:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I fucked up...

Yeah, I'm insecure..
Yeah, I'm bloody angry...
Yeah, I'm unbelievably sad...
Yeah, I have to make amends...

Still it's not getting to me, guess I've finally learned to cope...I've come full circle from a year ago...I've got to make it last next time...Try not to hurt anyone next time, not walk away, not make a scene so gory, to fucking ask people who know better and to fucking listen...Man, I always find awesome music when I'm in a weird place in life; the string quartet tributes to my favorite bands are so good...Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, A Perfect Circle, Staind...Holy shitballs, awesome stuff...Love this song

I'd like to think that all of this constant interaction
Is just the kind of make you drive yourself away
Each simple gesture done by me is counteracted
And leaves me standing here with nothing else to say

Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done

...In slow motion, the blast is beautiful

2009-04-16T09:40:00.000-07:00

Hate the mind, regrets are better left unspoken
For all we know, this void will grow and
Everything's in vain, distressing you though it leaves me open
Feels so right but I'll end this all before it gets me

2009-04-09T09:15:00.000-07:00

Petra finally got adopted yesterday, great family and I think she knew what was going on...I expected her to be her normal 'happy-to-be-out' spazy self but she was being soooo good...She even gave me her paw when I asked then turned it in to a hug; after that sat down in the middle of the car park to wait for me to walk her to her new family's car...Her "mom' was laughing away...I'm really happy to see her go home, I'm gonna miss her alot...I still remember someone slipping awkwardly cause of her antics, ahh glory days...Aaaaand there is a new pup which is probably one of the cutest puppies I've ever seen...her eyes...

Heather, shes not scared her eyes are like that!
Walking cliche'

Even from the side her eyes are bulging
The heart 'tattoo' on her tongue
Petra's new bling

Petra's new family

Some weird guy harassing Petra...I do not know him...at all
Back seat pick-a-nick
Petra: "A double-cheese burger and kibble shake please; you guys want anything?"
*Outro*

...if you find your family, don't you cry

2009-04-07T11:35:00.000-07:00

Fishtankisms...Old timers and new additions...

These buggers didnt use to have that gold streaking on their heads, unbrieverbres!

Poor tetras, from six to the three musketeers

Finally a good picture of my pakistani loach, awesome colourflage
Two of the new plants, the grassy looking ones

and this little tuft right in the front

Pencilfish, one of two...writer's block anyone?...
Killifish!..My fav so far

All together now...

...I don't wanna run, just overwhelm me

2009-04-02T13:30:00.000-07:00

Its been awhile.............So.................

Went blind in one eye for this shot...then came the pain...Alas, the shot is...good

Rollin'

I have no idea why this is here

Handshome man

Pinkaaay

Nico, nics!

Thats either Orin or panther...*gasp* maybe both

Spirit, she looks drunk

The reason why she's shaved?...Fur powered alternative energy

Bobble head

...Sing me one last song

2009-03-11T14:40:00.000-07:00

I saw this in real life, only from the ground up...almost close enough to walk to

I'm losing my mind
and I know there's no remedy
think I'm a failure
who's livin' on memories

Loneliness can't be
cured from no medicine
I look to the stars
so they'll straighten out my head again

Cause I'm underneath the sun
and I'm underneath the gun

...something that's better than home

2009-03-09T16:50:00.000-07:00

Update...

Spirit
Lady, hope she's doing well in her new home

Roy

...somehow thought we knew exactly what we're supposed to do

2009-03-02T19:53:00.000-08:00

You found a way out. a way to leave this all behind...I'll miss you my friend, for all the things you've taught me and for all the things I am...Thank you, hope you're happy where ever you are...My next drink will be to you.

2009-02-24T10:10:00.000-08:00

Release...

2009-02-23T17:40:00.000-08:00

Go unnoticed
Let the freedom wash away
Losing focus
The pretense is second nature
It's a broken life that I cling to
Trying to make right

I feel dismay just like you do
I feel decayed

So find me a way to leave this wasted life
Behind me after all

2009-02-22T10:55:00.000-08:00

Family pictures...

...we are all innocent

2009-02-17T11:20:00.000-08:00

Some of mine, some of yours and some really old pictures...

Tristan

Anil

Elieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Cutest dog ever

Cheeky bugger

Meg, a subtle elegance

...The same old trip

2009-02-11T23:25:00.000-08:00

Stupid and ignorant..Probably replaced; serves me right for being a poor excuse for a friend...I can be so fucking dense, shit...Just hope i didn't fuck things up, while I was caught up in my own infantile crap...and I promised myself I wouldn't be one of those people who 'forgot the world' and neglected people in their lives when they're feeling shitty...Guess I'm my own fucking enemy, hope I didn't lose trust when I did say I'd always be there...Can't do anything even if I wanted to, I couldn't even emphasize...The hell is wrong with me, and here I am ranting about shit while people are going through some serious stuff, 'I' this and 'I' that...Dammit I'm such a fucking bastard

2009-01-23T08:34:00.000-08:00

Well, its been a while...Just been too freakin lazy to blog and life's been giving me lemons so, I've been busy throwing them back...Anyhew, to anyone who still comes here these pictures date a few months back but I'll have newer ones up soon...

Cue outro

Yes the pictures are different...Cue outro!

Supernova sunrise, complete with comet

Horhorhor, you take my picture?...mmmm, okok

Mmm, water...

Wazzzaauup!

My letchumes, man I miss her...

Another Spca sunrise...

Its the end of the world as I know it and I feel fine...schnitzel

2008-11-25T18:20:00.000-08:00

The creepiest most spastic looking kingfisher I've ever seen in my life. It was staring at the dogs for a good 15 minutes, I think even the dogs were freaked the hell out by the feller...*shivers* just one of those things...

...Who's this?...Who's this kingfisheeeeeerrrr?

2008-11-23T11:30:00.000-08:00

Some old faces at the SPCA, along with one really old one finally getting a home...

Bam Bam, about to take his frustration at his collar out on everyone else
Bam-chika-bam-bam
Good old Thunder is back, ever the stonerAnil, trying to 'man-seduce' another on of the male cats
Tristan, always the contemplative looking one

With so many things drawing to a close, I won't know what to do with myself soon...project's gonna be over, school's gonna be over...I've been thinking alot about things to come lately, graduation, NS and whatever might come after that..I'm just really afraid that I might lose what little I hold close to my heart after all this is over...Maybe its just the fact that this is the most comfortable I've been with my life in a very long time *Cue ironic turn of events for the worst*...I just hope I've learned enough to not preemptively get sad or depressed and totally lose it...I guess my 'happiness' now, is all that matters, regardless of what might or might not happen...

...silently, lividly waiting for the ever end

2008-11-15T19:15:00.000-08:00

Cody, he's got such a movie-dog look

Be'ar...thats how I like to pronounce it anyway

Jealous donut

So, Thunder came back because he bit one of his new owner's dogs and now he's totally changed. He has this wasted look, some of his old spark is gone and that really kills me to see it. He still listens and trusts me but I can't help but think he feels more than a little betrayed. These animals do not deserve this, we're stewards of this planet but that doesn't mean we can do whatever the hell we want. I see people who totally lose the plot and forget why they're doing what they're doing...or they're just doing it to fulfill some sociopathic desire to feel important. I don't get it, I can not comprehend hurting another soul or making another souls life miserable and not feeling a thing...No guilt, sometimes guilt comes after but by then its too late...I might sound unhinged sometimes but I measure and calculate everything I say and do, I make sure that the means justify the ends; not the other way round. The bullshit people do is sometimes beyond insanity, so self destructive but people forget there is collateral to every explosion. I've been down that road by myself, I've survived by myself and I still give a shit...I still have the strength to care, it bloody hurts like hell sometimes but I'd give my life for what I love...It sickens me to see people give in...give in to jealousy and greed...give in because its easy...give in because its just too tiring to prove that there's something occupying that cavity inside their chests...These people have never seen true hurt or pain...never had to experience real loss...never had to realize that sometimes the sun is just a Truman show style facade that sometimes you have to walk away from something to see it in its true form...Well I see it, I see the dark before the light because that's what makes or breaks every living thing in existence...its how we emerge from the dark...That resolve, that strength, that 'I-still-give-a-shit' look...I see that in my best friend, I see that in the people at the spca and I even see it in the eyes of those souls we're stewards of and it just makes me want to kick myself when I get upset over all the mundane, trivial bollocks in my life...

...walk away from the sun

2008-11-08T15:05:00.000-08:00

Hinder~ The Best Is Yet To Come

Go for it, run toward it
Dive in head first
Live life with no regret
Well put your heart out there
Don't be scared you might get hurt
But it's all worth it in the end
It'll all work out in the end
Cause the best is yet to come

...If I could go back in time, wouldnt change a damn thing in my life

2008-11-05T18:30:00.000-08:00

They get along...I am shoooo happpaay! *high pitched hysterical scream*

P.S. I get by with a little help from my friends

2008-11-04T17:25:00.000-08:00

Shofa beds are awesome...Who wants a seat!?!?

Yee-freaking-haw man...Yee-freaking-haw

...because I like to share

2008-11-01T20:45:00.000-07:00

Some new additions, some cool ones and some old ones (one) finally going home...

...take me all the way

2008-10-29T19:30:00.000-07:00

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

...I'm in the sky tonight, there I can keep by your side

2008-10-23T19:42:00.000-07:00

Checkin it out

" Arrrrrrggghhh haha; brain freeze"

Honey, honey, honey, honey

Blur much?

Thinkin about thinkin

Bite the shoe before the shoe bites you or...get someone to do it for you

Hmmm, wateeeerrr

*Sings* this is awesome

*Twilight zone theme*

Hello there

"Sasha, you have something on your bum"

"I'll get it later, now go to bed!"

*Nibbling sounds*

"What!? I wasn't biting my nails!"

Shot in the dark

Thunder's new family

"I better get something outta this"

"OH, weracome to our resturaunt, take a seat....We weera attend to you ah shortry"

Looks like home

Sasha, looking even more gorgeous in a collar

...And Leo looking cool in blue

"Pway wif me?"

"Alright now open up"

"Lets see those cute wittle teeth"

...angels show up in the strangest of places

2008-10-10T17:12:00.000-07:00

Test Shots...

Baby's got blues skies up ahead

An SPCA sunrise

Tropical Christmas

How you doin...

Who that!?

And this little piggy went to the SPCA...

Staring incident

A yawn of Thunder

*Munches Food*..Want shome kibble?

Make sure to get my good side

Stoicism

Honey, honey, honey!

*Sigh*

Naughty the feller

A boy and his dog

When people get bored..

...till next time

2008-10-06T19:50:00.000-07:00

Someone pinch me cause I still can't believe it...No more awesomely bad pictures...Just awesomely badass pictures...and her name is Tiffany, I don't care...

...awesomeness

2008-09-30T18:30:00.000-07:00

New pet guinea pig....new dogs pictures

Guinea PIIIIIGGGG!!!

Sho nice, sho cute, sho handshome...and I shound sho gay

Aidan is cartoonishly cute, its his eyes...

Macho V.2...Goofy as always

Julius and Stella...The first time I've ever seen them together

Freaking Thunder; again...those eyes man, look like hes gonna bite my face off

...till next time

The Cuteness

2008-09-20T16:00:00.000-07:00

Holy crap the newer dogs coming out for adoption these past few months are just getting sweeter and more good looking...But too bad my sayangs...Milan, Leo & Sasha have all been either relegated to the back or sent to the sick bay...So weird not seeing them...I almost got my new guinea pig today, but some dumbass forgot to mention that she wasnt sterilized so I couldnt bring her home...I'll probably get her sometime next week, guess its all good...Now to the cuteness...

Cody is too cute for his own good and amazingly well behaved

So contented to just lie there next to you, cue *Chasing Cars*

Thunder....Probably the only thunder-esqe thing about him is his size

Ahh so cute, so photogenic...I like him cuz hes so laid back

Sometimes I wonder, what they're thinking when they sleep on my lap or next to me...When they look up at you, with those searching eyes, something about that...It's just so difficult to explain that feeling I get...Maybe they're imagining what'll be like to have a family, a home or maybe they think about what it was like when they had a home...I hope someone invents something I could use to ask them these questions...Okay, I'm rambling...

till next time...

2008-09-14T16:19:00.000-07:00

Awesome Times

Loges and mel, with Jack and Jill...Cutest picture ever

Good old Jerry

Serena, our volunteer coordinator

Whats going on in the store room?

None other than Karan and Mohan, combing their *awesome* hair

From Left: Loges, Melinda, 'Donation Dog', Gin, Karan & Mohan

Raja, probably the only person there more random than me

Finally got to take a picture with Suresh the next day...That look is due to my medication (lots of medication *stones*)

Good luck

Keep safe
Be awesome

And if you ever need anything...

...till next time

2008-04-29T19:05:00.000-07:00

This just might be the biggest epiphany I've had in awhile...I can't make anyone feel anything for me but I sure as hell can feel as much as I want for them...And its always a song which gives me my epiphanies...This time it was Exploder- Audioslave and how right this song is...

If you're free you'll never see the walls
If your head is clear you'll never freefall
If you're right you never fear the wrong
If your head is high you never fear at all

2008-04-28T19:30:00.000-07:00

People... From the light of a sincere smile to the gut punch of apathy. I know I sound arrogant and pompous when I say this but, when it comes to people? I’m as sure as the sun shines and as right as rain. It’s a pretentious cliché but its true; that’s why alot of the time I refuse to give an honest opinion on anyone because I don’t like hurting people, I don’t like disappointing people and I definitely don’t like embarrassing people. There are some who say “I believe in this” and ” would never do that” but they are acting and essentially being the things they claim not to be. Ignorant, cold and down right soul crushing to name a few things. The truth is one cold hard bitch. Dammit, it’s my fault. I’m the one who doesn’t deal or face my problems because I feel it’s not my place to force anyone to deal with me and my insecurities, all these people who think I’m just some false regret…I neglect the problem, distract myself but it festers…It rots, it decays but then it spreads till it corrupts the very way I feel, look and act…Suddenly I’m as distant, cold and uncaring as the people I most probably hate by now. Just looking at the state I’m in, bent and broken; I’m pathetic…I don’t believe in universal truths anymore, I just force myself to be happy for everyone else because I can’t hear another “What’s wrong?” or “Are you okay?” I don’t know the answer myself. Think I’ll go back to being the absentee and let the few people left that might want me around come look for me; the same people who aren’t afraid to care…Those who still have the strength to care…I think of turning back to the bottle almost constantly, its all too tempting when escapism barely costs 10 bucks, it even comes chilled and flavoured…A slap in the face for those of us who escape our stormy minds the old fashion way…By facing those ghost and shadows in our grey, rain soaked thoughts; but I won’t drink because its stereotypical and I’d rather feel the pain and helplessness of my heart being strangled than feel nothing. So much for being careful, I guess my heart is more punching bag than fragile crystal…That thought is slightly more comforting than I’d like to admit, since I will never have to admit to ever having my heart truly broken by someone…Today really cut to the bone but the truth gave way to consequence…I thought I’d feel numb, thought I wouldn’t care but it hurts more now than when I forced myself to pull away, looks like my heart was at the same place it was all that time ago…No, my front will be as good as ever, maybe tomorrow I’ll be able to put on a better show…If I can’t be happy, I can at least try and make everyone else happy. Every single line I write aches with the meaning I’d never be able to put in words…Words with meaning only to me, everything is out of reach…I think I’ll just fall, fall until I fall asleep...

Just as beautiful as you are, its so pitiful what you are

2008-04-18T22:50:00.000-07:00

Random it seems…

7 Random facts about me:

1) I AM extremely random

2) I like stoning at anything that’s liquid…anything

3) I’ve started mixing different types of drinks ever since I quit drinking (Cokelime+Icecream Soda= Unbrieverbres)

4) I notice everything and almost never forget, though I’ll pretend I did whenever I’m caught

5) I love listening to people talk

6) I hate to have to talk to entertain people

7) I bleed a lot

7 Thing that could possibly scare me:

1) Someone throwing me a surprise anything

2) Flying/Stinging insects

3) Anything happening to my pets, friends or family

4) Me hurting someone’s feelings

5) Maybe getting drunk again, that’ll be really scary considering what happened last time

6) Getting electrocuted sucks, guess that’ll be scary

7) Letting people down

7 random music (as if anyone would know)

1) I remember – Damien Rice

2) Stranger Things Have Happened - The Foo Fighters

3) Something’s Not Right Here – Onerepublic

4) Your Love Is A Lie – Simple Plan

5) Truth or Consequence – Eighteen Visions

6) Tonight – Hard-Fi

7) 3 Libras – A Perfect Circle

7 Things I Say The Most:

1) Dammit

2) Fuckin ell

3) Duuuuude (in a very disapproving tone)

4) Fuck off

5) Ahhh, Bollocks (as in balls, as in testicles…you get the idea)

6) Ahh maaaan

7) Unbrieverbres!!!! (its spelt and pronounced wrongly on purpose)

I know, I’m a vulgar animal, but that’s that…Whoohooo!...Tmr's time for SPCA! Fuck yeah!

2008-04-06T02:39:00.000-07:00

School+Starting= Suck....Well, aleast I know some people in my class; just hope I can do well enough to pick my grades up at the end...I'm thinkin skipping so many classes was a mistake, it almost stings to think I coulda done better just by coming more often to school...I shall overcome, damn it I will..No matter what; my anchor and strength will be my surrogate kids at the SPCA...The screw-ups, the abused, the unwanted, the wounded and the damaged will always have a special place in my heart...I know I won't be able to wait to see them every wednesday and saturday...

Dear old sacha, shes like my daughter cause shes just that much more sweeter with me than with anyone else...She looks crazy here cause shes a little excited to see me
Vodka is just one of the cutest dogs I've ever met, you can get diabetic hanging around her
Took me 3 weeks for Darren to let me near him but it was worth it, he's even got this habit of putting his paw on your arm or shoulder
Kiko hates strangers, especially dudes but he took to me pretty quickly for some reason
Thomas is one of the most friendliest cats there, hes got this habit of staring at you when you stop petting him

2008-03-31T00:10:00.000-07:00

I've been really enjoying my FYP cause it mainly requires me to go into the mangrove forest behind school and just muck around...I mean I do, do that on an almost daily basis (mucking around in forests and looking for trouble) but this actually gives me marks in school and to me...its just gravy, even caught a trantula the second time my team and I went...

The SPCA, I just can't get enough of that place; and although the past thursday was supposed to be my last day, the people there said I could still come and help out if I wanted...And since the lady in charge of volunteers is outta town till the 14th of April...I went to help out yesterday too, and will probably be goin on mon thru to wednesday...I don't care if theres no record...I don't need some dumb log book to justify what I'm doing, I just want to do as much as I can before school starts cause I know I'll be thinking of the place the whole time I'm in school...Gonna feel a lil worse than shit for awhile, but I'll be goin for orientation soon and I'll be on my way to being a proper volunteer soon enough...As usual, there are some new additions to the SPCA up for adoption and Hachiko got adopted which I hope I can say the same for the rest of my favourite buggers

The pathetic Singaporean version of a trantula, 'oooo so "big" and scary'
New pups Reina and Terry playing, they rough-house like maniacs
Mel; damn sweet, always gets carried away rolling around and almost always rolls outta her cage
Grace, shes got an old injury(broken jaw) but shes fully recovered, theres just something very endearing about her
Terry; taking a nap, we started getting very protective about him because people kept bloody bothering him when he was asleep...Thats what I'd call 'knock-out' sleep

Well, time for me to try and get some sleep...I really wish I could fall asleep proper just three times a week...Knock-out sleep like Terry...I don't know what the hell it is thats making me restless and wake up every 2 hours...I think its just a stupid problem to have

2008-03-22T23:45:00.000-07:00

I wish I could spend every bloody day at the SPCA, it just feels damn pleasant when I'm there...People are nice, there's a kinda of a laid back atmosphere there cause all the work is done by noon and of course ...the animals are just great...icing on the cake is when some of them recognize me when I walk in...Its like the look you get when you see an old friend only...better...Next week is my last week there I know I'm gonna feel like shite but once my orientation is done, I'll be going on weekends and hopefully on wednesdays also if I manage to finish my tedious ass final year project early...I know I'm not supposed to but I do have some favourites at the SPCA but these are mainly buggers who've taken to me rather than me just liking them better...

Hachiko, she just looks like a dingo
They all love playing with my handphone strap, managed to snap this 'action' shot
Spot, I can just imagine him giving a goofy laugh
Toby, he looks like one of those middle-aged men who drink beer and watch TV all day. Toby: "Hey, wassup dude *burp*"
Leroy, the most rascaly one, you can literally see him trying to plot something...just look at those 'genius' eyes

I was actually trying to teach Leroy some basic 'sit-stay' stuff cause he really needs to curb his enthusiasm...He has a tendency of biting at the most uncomfortable places...like your friggin thigh or stomach, but its all in good fun he's pretty harmless and I can imagine him being a really good companion for someone...Though I'd still I'll take home Spot and Toby if I could...Can't blame a dreamer for dreaming now can you?...I still hate most of the other parts of my life, well, guess you can't always have complete happiness...love for something...or someone is...kinda impossible to lose.

2008-03-15T15:30:00.000-07:00

I'm resolving to put something up atleast once a week or 10 days, depending if theres anything worth talking about so..here goes
I was back at the cycle trail near my place to check for some fish and aquatic plants I might be able to use for a new aquarium I'm setting up...I realised l love rainy weather...A lot, it really started pouring half way through the trip but that just made me want to stone at the water...Didnt see anything outta the ordinary but got somewhat good shots of a few of the regular critters and a lil bit of the landscape...

Pretty flower, thats its scientific name...I swear
Apparently dragonflies dont like erm, flying in the rain
This one practically posed for the shot, landed right in front of me
Dead mantis, woulda been cool if it was alive though
This stream's got lotsa fish and is kinda creepy...Maybe the bridge to terebithia is down there somewhere, just maybe...
Random Halyconia, they pop up randomly in the forest...they're just nice
Totally stoneable drainage channel, that crumbly part crumbled when I was walking past...sounded like someone taking a shit

2008-03-08T14:45:00.000-08:00

Some people have real problems, but mine are not those 'loser friendly' ones which you can deal with by talking or whatever the fuck; because they're frankly...Total wastes of freaking time and out of my hands. Since I feel like shit all the time I dealt by doing something of atleast some good...So I volunteered at the SPCA...I have to say it was better than I thought and I feel fucking great when I'm there (maybe even more than when I'm with my friends)...Helping to take care of the animals and all just feels great to me...I had time to snap some shots after all the work was done which was simple, fast and slightly sweat inducing but overall pretty damn satisfying to do...I still spent about 2-3 hours just playing with the animals there and pampering them with some attention...I really wanna go more often man, I'm starting to feel damn screwy and weird when I'am not there...Quite a few got adopted out by the next time I came back which was pretty good...There are few buggers there I've really taken to, here are some of the ones I managed to take somewhat good photos of

Tigger and Hachiko damn rowdy, they'll wrestle till one cries (just like real kids)
Theo, my favourite also rowdy, her cage is right next to Tigger and Hachiko's
Some emo-anti social cat who likes people but doesnt like other cats
Another random cat who just lepaked on my lap outta nowhere
Romeo, another one of my favourites fun to play with but very rough, he'll even grab you with his front paws and mouth to stop you from leaving
Yeah another picture of Theo, wish I could take her home...Shtupid HDB regulations, hope she gets a good home though

I think anyone who likes animals should try and volunteer at the SPCA at least once, the people there are extremely friendly and the animals will really appreciate the company...No seriously, they do...I'm no doctor dolittle but you can tell the animals there are really happy for anyone willing to spend sometime with them...I dont mean to be preachy or emo but I feel that if you need to be paid or rewarded to do something good...Then its just not worth doing and I think helping just because you want to help really just feeds the soul...One things' for sure ever since I started going there, I've had alot of things put in perspective and also put in a different light.

2008-01-17T22:45:00.000-08:00

Ever feel you're being followed?

2008-01-15T22:00:00.000-08:00

I just watched this show on central called ‘the food bachelor’, first thing I thought was that some random guys’ gonna marry his favorite dish or something…Sadly that wasn’t the case…Woulda been cool though, I bet an elimination would involve the dude puking…”I don’t love you anymore!” *barfs*. The actual show was no better, a bunch of dumbshits thinking they’ll get laid by embarrassing themselves on TV…I’ve no problem with dudes cooking, the coolest dudes out there can cook, even I can cook but for god’s sake don’t flail around infront of the camera like a fag just because you can’t kill a damn crab…That’s just gay…The fellers themselves?, some rasta mat poser, a hyper sensitive white guy who looked like he was about to cry when he was talking about how it ‘pained’ him to kill the crab and the mamak feller, sheesh…He was a fuckin embarrassment, he couldn’t even shell the thing. I’ve had my fair share of killing to cook, and it is not that hard. My motto is just to stab it; Crab? Stab it. Prawn? Stab it. Fish? Staaaab. Potato? Staaaaaab Staabbidy Stab Stab Stab…Sure as hell not rocket science…Okay now the good part..

Allowed foooorrr??...Hmmm, maybe its some pro vegan thing
Expelled Throngh The Metal Vent!?..OMG, what do we do now!?
Night-Of-The-Living-Dead-Cat-Lifeguards...Nine lives anyone?

2008-01-11T23:25:00.000-08:00

Uh oh, I think I've got a drinking problem...But, does anyone know if it makes a difference if I'm not unhappy when I do it?

PS: If I'm drinkin well you know you that you're my friend and I'll say, I guess I'll have myself a beer

2007-12-29T01:40:00.000-08:00

Sheesh, its been a while...Well, I got my Xbox 360 recently and it really got me thinking (no surprise there) when I saw that I could sign in to MSN while I was playing my games(remind me to sign out if you do see me)…It was pretty amusing but it still felt so empty and seemed to have shrunk the world, which to me...Is a little perverse…’The world feels so small’, we’ve all either said it or heard someone say it and its true both literally and figuratively…The human race is getting bigger and one day we might have to think about what we will do when we start bursting at the seems…I frankly, couldn’t care less…Who gives a fuck if one day there are so many of us, that we start eating each other and participate in one great big moshpit of a mass extinction?...As long as we haven’t fucked up the planet half as much as we already have for the other living things; I’m happy…Okay I’m missing the point…All, this MSN and Friendster and Facebook stuff…I really don’t get it…Call me a hypocrite but I do this stuff just to be polite, even then…Its only once in awhile and no its not some sick power trip about me wanting people to come look for me, so I feel needed…I’ll be the first person to cut people off and push them away on some innate principle I don’t even understand; but that’s a whole other story…Think about it, even this blog, is not exempt because its not a platform for self expression or a ‘Social-Network’ like Facebook…Not anymore, its become a surrogate way of life, an insincere fairy tale where people go to so they don’t feel alone or so they don’t feel totally unimportant…Well, I know quite a few people who have lives outside these paper thin veils of existence…People who actively go meet other people, club, socialize the whole nine yards but Its easy to see these…Opera houses for fake memories slowly become more and more a requirement for any sort of social standing or function these days…People have even been known to pour their heart and soul into these things (I’ve idiotically, been guilty of this)…Sharing their inner most thoughts and emotions instead of maybe just talking to someone…The phone call…Its serenity is lost to all but a few…Whether its loved ones, girlfriends or boyfriends, to put it plainly; it takes a certain kind of strength, sincerity and daring to dial those numbers…Call someone to say something that’s important to you, to them, maybe just to let someone know you’re there or just to chat…Whether we realize it or not it means something to meet up with friends or speak over the phone because it takes a physical and emotional effort to simply give a damn…Call me old fashioned but I dread the day where I think back to a certain time when I ‘Superpoked’ on Facebook (sounds frigging spastic but it exists) or wrote something to someone on MSN and find that those memories are like a reflection on water, I just cannot touch, something that has taught me nothing…Time was never money but it always costs something, so why not spend it doing something that’s of bloody worth to you or someone else…Yeah, its just not my kind of scene…As someone who doesn’t sleep because his dreams make him feel so wonderfully, painfully and simply void when he’s awake…I’d rather have painful, real memories than something formed through someone else’s idea of making a profit…So what if I still sound like a fucking idealist at least I can see through this counterfeit shrink-ray for a world that really has, infinitely more to offer.

PS: Though he has all of his toys, he is never having fun.

2007-11-10T23:08:00.000-08:00

Anyone know where I might get one of these?...tell me, tell me now!...i'm so high on meds right now...i'd love to have something to stone to...mmmmm, lava lamp...............

2007-09-29T23:38:00.000-07:00

Running, hiding and still miserable...But some things just never change...

And some things, you just can't tell from looking...

2007-09-22T21:15:00.000-07:00

Feeling that old breathlessness come back, feeling myself moving closer to that edge, amused at my own willingness to step off. I can see that hole in my heart, its permanence all too familiar. Seems to me I’m destined to remain where I’ve always been. The more I reach for the farther I slip. The nostalgia of this pain is like a new high, I don’t understand it but I recognize it. I see right through, when one speaks to me. I know the difference between what is said and what is meant. Words are powerful because they bring with them memories that are difficult to unbind. Words to actions, actions to memories that can change the way you reflect against your world. If I don’t belong, who would’ve guess it? By now my soul has become rusted and weathered; my will, a double-edged blunt instrument. Time to break, time to bleed it out and time to take my face out of my hands. Pain doesn’t scare me, becoming numb does. Pain defines me now, I know it well enough to never know true fear. I even feel it during the empty highs of happiness and laughter. An ephiphany, that I like the way I feel is like a comfortable blanket. Pain; its keeping me warm. I embrace this only thing I know that never changes. I might decide to step off this edge I’m on, wrapped in my blanket of pain. But aleast on the way down, I know what I feel is real.

2007-09-21T21:55:00.000-07:00

Okay, I got a tad bit carried away....I blame sam....

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Vik
God:
That's a very nice name, Vik.
Me:
Oh, why thank you
God:
Yeah that's right. " Vik" just sounds nice.
Me:
Never had anyone say that before
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So, what are you up to?
God:
Hey. Same old.
Me:
Really?...Figures
God:
For real. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i thought you knew everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Me:
not that interesting
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not interesting.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Vik.
Me:
im glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Hey, whatever makes god happy, makes me happy
God:
You've got my full attention. How specifically does makes god happy cause it?
Me:
I'll get back to you on that
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
You're sure are very happy
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am sure are very happy.
Me:
Go right ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
How do you keep so happy?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
That wasnt my question
God:
Give me an example of your question.
Me:
Okay, why are you happy?
God:
Yeah okay, I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.
Me:
I thought god dosent need anything
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Cause he makes everything
God:
That makes sense to me. I get it. makes everything.
Me:
Of course, you can't really need something you can just create
God:
Whoa. I can do it if I want to.
Me:
Wouldnt that rip a hole in the spacetime-contiuem or something?
God:
Or something. I don't care.
Me:
I thought god care about everything?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
The fact that you're answering this question
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am answering this question.
Me:
God doesnt need my permission
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
I cant vouch for the 'without sin' part
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Sin
God:
And stopping me is Sin.
Me:
I'm not stopping you
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not stopping me.
Me:
I can if i wanted
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yup
God:
How?
Me:
You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Nope, cause you're god
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
A robot version that is
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Long story
God:
I have time.
Me:
Its a robot, who thinks its go
God:
not stopping me is a robot who thinks its go. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Alot of sense
God:
Which ones?
Me:
All of the above
God:
Give me an example.
Me:
The part where you say it makes sense
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
You forget quick, no wonder some of my prayers go unanswered
God:
I get disorganized don't I?
Me:
I would think so, because of satan isnt it?
God:
Ah. That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
No heard of satan?
God:
Are you serious? Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.
Me:
Who's Reverend Jones?, Satan?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I don't know anything about it. What color are your eyes?
Me:
Yes satan is my friend, and you should know my eye color
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
For?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
You dont have a watch?
God:
I do so have it. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a watch.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
You should tell your programmer to get you a watch
God:
I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Me:
Or you could just create one
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Why not now?...You busy?
God:
Right now? Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I could but let's get back to that later."? Why? That's good information: Vik said I busy.
Me:
What could possibly keep god busy?
God:
Is this some kind of intelligence test?
Me:
Just wondereing
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
about stuff
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about stuff.
Me:
yeap, stuffs' good
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
If you could get me an Xbox 360
God:
I am not sure that I would want to.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
how come?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Nooooooooooooo
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
No shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Apparently alot
God:
This was not a yes or no question. How often?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Nope, just trying to confuse you though
God:
Oh. Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Enough about you, lets talk about me
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Whats a goat with horns?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Still a goat
God:
Still how long? Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Until it dies, yeah im telling the truth
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
Unless someone eats it
God:
Huh. Who?
Me:
Me?
God:
With you Vik?
Me:
Yeah, I would like to eat goat with you
God:
Yippee! Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Cause I'm hungry
God:
Interesting explanation. What will you be eating?
Me:
Goat, I said that earlier
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Yummy
God:
It is delicious.
Me:
Oh, so you know how it tastes
God:
And? Interesting deduction. Yes I know how it tastes.
Me:
Yes, i catch on pretty quick
God:
Yeah that's right. Do you mind if I tell other people: Vik said catch on pretty quick.
Me:
Yeah, but dont tell them im a catcher
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, Vik.
Me:
Secrets are good
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yeap, good for someone somewhere
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
So am i
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Hell yeah
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Maybe something
God:
Perhaps. That was not very original.
Me:
Heard it before?
God:
Mike said she all ready know that is the point of a joke smart one.
Me:
I dont get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Okay, go
God:
Yeah okay, Go where?
Me:
Ahead and explain
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? A what?
Me:
Heh?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Vik.
Me:
You're very welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
What if I do?
God:
Try it.
Me:
How about the time you were gald I was amused?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Oh, just thought of mentioning it
God:
That's cool. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Just came to me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Me either
God:
It goes without saying. Besides you Vik?
Me:
Guess it does
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
I know it does
God:
How do you know? How often?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
As much as I know that I'm leavin
God:
How much is that?
Me:
As in make like a tree
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
A tree, with leaves
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Go find a tree
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Behind you
God:
I won't fall for that trick.
Me:
Okay, beside you
God:
Yeah okay, Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Lets not
God:
OK what would you like to do then?
Me:
Say hi to jesus for me
God:
" hi to jesus for me".
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Afraid so
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tree with leaves. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Sha up
God:
How far up?
Me:
All the way
God:
You don't hold anything back, do you?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Thats great, later GOD
God:
It is great. GOD rules.
Me:
Duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Yeap
God:
Dude!
Me:
Bye dude
God:
Adios.
Me:
Ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Both...Bye
God:
What are both like? Thanks for chatting, Vik.

Try it.....Seriously
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

2007-09-10T16:49:00.000-07:00

Funny story I found...

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.
Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I mmediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged.

"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I said accusingly to my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!).

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me (Again with the sarcasm!).

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience," I announced "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"Oh, gross!" they shrieked

"Well, isn't THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know.

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.

"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know.

"Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.).

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen. . . Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um . . um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife.

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So, Ernie's just ... just . . . excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied , relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. "It's just .that . . I'm picturing you pulling on its . . . its. . . teeny little . . " She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car.. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you did, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Two lizards: $140.

One cage: $50.

Trip to the vet: $30.

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie: Priceless!

Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class.

Lizards lay eggs.

2007-08-28T21:15:00.000-07:00

Oh so bored...okay heres some random screwed up english...

'Differents' meaning?....Nooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Just like 'Reals' my arse...A fake rate would know thats a fake rat...

2007-08-27T13:55:00.000-07:00

Being stuck at home, having nothing but time to yourself…You start thinking about many things…I’ve been thinking about whats important…If you ask most people they’ll say, love, money, faith, happiness and so on…But if you think about it, most people don’t know whats important to them…What forms that fundamental core inside each person…Because if everyone knew what was important to them or their cause, they wouldn’t flail about choosing and deciding …They would just do…Too many people have ruined their lives falling apart making the wrong decisions, even more have lost everything for feelings of few and far betweens…I feel sorry for these people, doing what they do for that little hint of satisfaction every once in awhile…But there are also people who seem miserable doing what they do, putting their heart and soul into what they do everyday …They just seem wasted and pathetic don’t they?...Ah, but wait, are they really?...Some of these are the very people who know what exactly is important…And usually thats their dream and their love for that dream, these people are the ones who’ve got it right, they push themselves hard when no ones looking and many times what comes to fruition is something truly amazing. Still, its comparably easy to choose between ‘things’ and ‘ideals’, as these things are redefined by each and every person…Very much like when some people say “love is powerful” and yet some say “love hurts”, being able to define whats important is a powerful tool, it can sometimes be the difference between life and death…But people?, that’s a whole other hornets nest…How is one to determine, let alone decide on who in their lives, is or are truly important?...No one can read minds and no one wants to run around like a chicken with its head cut off, looking for people to love or like them…The only way is to take your time and simply observe the people in your life …People who ‘look’ for you, like when an old friend who calls just to have a chat…People who help and give without even you asking or saying anything…People who simply know when theres something, anything, going on with you…People who feel as hurt as you do, when they’ve wronged you…People who're just there for you all the time...These are the people who are important, simply because you are important to them…Though it still boils down to whats important to you…Excuse the cliché but these people have the ability to save your life without even knowing it, and the only thing more powerful than this, is being an important person in someone elses life…Unselfish importance is whats lacking nowadays, everyone has his or her own agenda, but remember never to sell yourself short just because someone elses goals seem more…Important…

2007-08-23T23:20:00.000-07:00

Alright, I’m really bored so, I’m gonna review 3 good movies I watched recently…

Sunshine
This movie is one of the better sci-fi thrillers I’ve watched. It about a group of scientists sent out to space, to kick start the sun; because it’s dieing, plunging planet earth into kind of a ice age. The crew of the Icarus II are its last hope. Well, this movie really shows that shit can go wrong without giant space battles and aliens. Just imagine Apollo 13 with a little more grit, realism and a big dose of the human condition. It brings to light the true meaning of sacrifice whether it’s a person giving his life or sacrificing the few for the sake of the many. It also brings to light the ideals and conflict between science and religion. The mysterious survivor of an ill fated expedition, sent for the same purpose as the one in this movies’ timeline shows how a person will and can sacrifice everything for what they believe in or what they perceive is right. Sunshine, is a great movie for anyone who likes an engaging edgy story coupled with the eye candy of sci-fi.
Cashback
This one’s interesting. It’s about Ben, who breaks up with his first real girl friend and finds himself having sleepless nights because of it. To get over the monotony of his now longer days, he decides to get a job at a department store. He goes into a world where time stops, as he daydreams and ponders the meaning of love, beauty and the torture of time. Besides the obvious, clichés of nudity in art, this movie captures the fascination of everyone with beauty. As, the main character ‘freezes’ the world around him you begin to see why the wise always say “Take the time to stop and smell the roses”. We see the beauty of still life and only then can you see why, the stupidity of demonizing art when it tries to show the purity of human beauty. This movie showcases the uneasiness we all feel when trying to bring someone to your state of mind, your world and how naked we all feel. Cashback is a great movie to watch, a romantic comedy, if you will, if you don’t mind more than a little nakedness, taboo and a less than conventional insight to life.
Reign Over Me
This movie will pull at you from the start. It’s about a man who meets an old college friend, who’s lost his wife and daughters during the 9-11 terror attacks. At first I thought this would be another depressing movie about terrorists destroying lives, but it turned out to be way more. Alan seems to have everything but a life outside his family, while Charlie has everything but a family. Both charters hit it off, hanging out and doing regular things friends do. But it soon comes to light that, Charlie is very disturbed, lashing out at Alan every time he mentions Charlie’s family. Slowly, Charlie begins to open up, giving Alan brief glimpses into his sad, angry and confused mind. The loss Charlie feels is tangible as he distracts himself with, video games and running away from the pain he feels through the music he listens to; like we so often do ourselves. But he hangs on to that one memory of his wife, whose last words to him were of remodeling the kitchen and so; he hangs on to that memory my constantly remodeling that kitchen. Goes to show how people deal with loss; how we do certain things no matter how wasteful or insane, just to keep that one memory alive. Like its title, the movie puts forward how letting someone in, letting someone take over some of the pain, can help people move on and rediscover themselves. This movie is for anyone who likes a meaningful uplifting story that will pull at you heartstrings. And the cover done by Pearl Jam for the song ‘Love Reign O’er Me’ is killer, it’s at the end of the movie.
P.S. Someone please...Battle boredom with me...

2007-08-17T21:10:00.000-07:00

Okay, I’ve finally decided to get around to doing this…I’m not gonna tag anyone else cause no one listens to me…So here goes…10 weird things about me…

(1) I’m random, I really can’t explain it; things just link up in my head, even if its barely associated…
(2) Water makes me zone out...Completely...
(3) My hands and fingers spasm and do weird, awkward shit when I’m asleep, enough to wake me sometimes.
(4) I think the best kinda weather is just after its rained
(5) I get creeped and do awkward ‘maneuvers’ if I even assume there’s a bee, wasp or hornet nearby.
(6) I sometimes use the analogy that, I’d rather face a cobra than deal with people.
(7) I come up with stupid analogies.
(8) I tend to talk bout my dad a lot.
(9) I tend to repeat myself…I also tend to repeat myself.
(10) I have an affinity for adventure, risk taking and just down right dangerous stuff.

P.S. I know this is gonna bite me in the ass.

2007-08-09T15:20:00.000-07:00

Blam!!...2 more weeks till the term ends...Frankly I'm only gonna miss some people, cause I know I'm defintely gonna see alotta of them during the holidays....Woohoo holidays...Ehhh, National Day...who cares...No really...Who does...Just sucks that I couldnt go for Singfest...Dammit...Annnndddd lastly...

BABIES, WOOHOOO!!!!!....

2007-07-30T13:37:00.000-07:00

My breath caught, my heart sank, my blood ran cold…A dozen more of these cheesy clichés couldn’t describe just how shitty I felt last night…This is how it went down, I let May out, for her usual romp around the house…Apparently she went up to my other (slightly senile) rabbit’s cage to have a sniff, the other rabbit bit her in the paw and didn’t let go, all May could do was pull away and in the process sever her first knuckle on the middle toe while exposing the bone on the second knuckle up. She didn’t bleed much (thank god) but still had part of her digit dangling. Brought her down to the A&E vet at mount pleasant…Doc said she needed surgery to remove bout half her middle finger…Sheesh…Got her back just awhile ago, she so cute and pathetic…Banging round her cage with that stupid collar and bandage round her leg…Well, least she can eat’n drink…Both’ve gotta be on for two more weeks, so I guess I gotta hold off on buying the other rabbit, till she gets her stitches removed…

May, in her miserable little traveling box..
Dumb collar...
Trying to take a nap..
Lookin weary eyed...dumb cast
Shes just so tiny...her foot looks like a drumstick...
Finally back home in her cage.... Showing off her cast...
THE CULPRIT....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

P.S. Never a dull moment when it comes to me eh?...Fuckin ell...

2007-07-18T12:30:00.000-07:00

I decided to go to serangoon north yesterday, to go get the first of two rabbits I'm planning on getting. Went to that area where there are lots of petshops. There was pratically only one store which had any significant animals, since most were closed, which I found a little dumb. My friend was nice enough to accompany me, which just made the trip all the more better...Hahaha, failed to take pictures of the trip because we were too busy discussing how cute the animals were. Especially the chinchillas in the petshop I got my rabbit from...
So without further ado...

Everybody, I'd like you all to meet....MAY!!!!!

The cuteness...
First thing she did when I let her out was lepak behind this pot!...She sure catches on to my lifestyle quick...More cuteness...

Look at that, I think she knows shes cute....Haha
Her accomodations...
A bigger view....
*Cue Music*...." I'm too sexy for my cage, too sexy for by bottle, too sexy for my food bowl".... Hahahaha
May's 'boarding ramp'...So she can leave whenever she wants....Yeah!

P.S. I just hope I dont kenna shmash for naming her 'May', Hehehe....Its still a nice name what...

2007-07-08T16:37:00.000-07:00

SOS

...---...

Save Our Selves

Answer The Call

2007-07-06T23:50:00.000-07:00

Bloody ell, getting crapped on by a bird aint funny man...Lucky oni kenna my hand ah..Btw the feller was aiming for yulin...Shtupid random occurence...Next time a bird flies over me, I'm ducking no matter what...Richard Gere is a dumbass, ask for one bird...He let go one whole flock, thats why I kenna man...Kill the bastard...Fuckin arsehole guy...

P.S. Shtupid Pat, easy joke rite!?.....Fucccckkk Offfff!!!....

2007-06-10T00:55:00.000-07:00

Cuz thats whaaaat friends are fooorrrrr....Hahahah, damn song is stuck in my head....Oh yah, my dream boat....The 118 WallyPower....

If I get to charter this boat just once in my life....I'll die happy......Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a dream...

PS: I'm not random, its a nice bloody boat man aite!?

2007-06-09T01:15:00.000-07:00

The guilt of what reality has given me, making sense of all mistakes and my stupidity. When you're sick you seem to think you've failed eternally and that the people you let in are only crumbling. When you're sick of thinking life in this recovery. When my decision paved the road that lies in front of me.So to my friends that even call but I don't call back, I want you deep inside my heart upon a hill. It seems to hide sometimes and run away and wonder, I'm really sick of saying sorry but I will…

2007-06-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

You know what, I've got a bone to pick....

I hate people who provoke me instead telling me what the fuck their problem is...They just love it when I back down cause they think i havent got the guts and they like it even more when I react...Well, I hate causing 'drama'...But if any of these people want to say something to me, forget about tagging, or chatting and go betweens...Since these people think they know me well enough to antagonise me, they can just as easily come find me when ever or where ever and tell it to my face...I hate loose ends, so cut yourself off before I do cause it wont be pretty if that happens...Dont start something you cant finish, it just gives everyone else problems that you left floating around, cause you're too immature to deal with them...

PS: Dont make a scene...

2007-06-04T09:45:00.000-07:00

I want to learn to walk with others as an equal

I want to treat the ones who love me with respect

I want to tell the world I'll give them all a piggyback

And try to take away my negative effect

I want to kiss the girl, I know I'll never lie again

I want to call my dad and tell him that I care

I want to let my brother know

He saved my life a thousand times

Throughout the years he's been my friend

Who's always there
Ever carried the weight of another?

For how long?

One great song......"Blue October- Overweight"

2007-06-03T18:40:00.000-07:00

Helllll its about timeee!!!!!!!

I've finally caught one , after so long....Crikey, What a rush!!!...Hahahahahahaahaahahaahigwguweg........

PS: She's a beauty..............

2007-05-26T22:35:00.000-07:00

I feel frickin happy to have fulfilled my vow man...I've now made a few new ones and just hope the big guy upstairs can help me out with them...

2007-05-18T17:45:00.000-07:00

I've never depended on people, and I never will. I know my flaws are open season, I'm not naive and its time I showed it. I'm gonna disappear for some people. You don't need to bother, I don't need to be.

P.S. And no I dont fucking feel like talking about it

2007-05-12T01:52:00.000-07:00

"The Dream"- Shinedown

Whisper in the yard and turn the trees all into toys.

Lay there on the ground, and turn the dirt into your joy.

From what I see and what I know, it's all been boring lately.

So I suggest we trade a question mark in for a maybe.

Time your riddles right, and make a point that has no sense.

Make sure that you're smiling, and the money's been well spent.

Innocence and ignorance, it all goes hand in hand.

I'm not sure that I'm right, but I hope you'll understand.

I hope that you're still searching for the start that has no end.

And all the plastic people have now become your friends.

Before you start to drift and your soul begins to scream.

I just wanted to tell you that you're listening to a dream.

2007-05-11T09:31:00.000-07:00

To speak is suicide, cover up the bleeding heart pearched on my shirt, bending but never breaking...Holding on is harder than it seems, when you're reaching for so much more...

2007-05-06T12:20:00.000-07:00

You know, a most of the times when something generally bad happens, you see it coming…Its just that you don’t know how to preempt it…It comes so fast and hard, and always from your blindside…There’s no barriers or cushions…Only blunt force; and the aftermath just leaves you physically and mentally weak…Pathetic and broken…You don’t feel like doing anything…Not talking to anyone, not study, not even wake up…You just stick to something monotonous, something meaningless…Something that distracts and swallows you in to a world where you worry about nothing but the task…Then the question slams in to you, ‘why me?’…Because no one else feels the same pain or could they even relate…You see everyone happy, about something in their life, but if you had that kind of happiness it just makes it higher for you to fall…You know you will, and there’s no one there to catch you…You feel contented on your own but still more than welcome company, though you never truly depend on anyone…You find a nice quiet place, so you can tear open those scars and secretly bleed out all the anger, fear and blame on something that you know, something real, something that defines you...So you dont forget who you are…Still, the blood filling up your veins doesn’t half feel like your own…The same hurt you’ve learned to hide so well is now harder to let go because you’ve pushed it so deep down, its more painful to pull out…You find it harder to tell anyone because, you can see the sadness they feel for you in their eyes and it kills you even more to see that look…You, hate the fact that the problem is not straight forward, that you’re going to be dragged through the mud just a little longer…No, you still repair, you still recover and prepare for the next time…The next blow, and just brace for it...When you fall so far down your sun and skies fade out, but you still managed that ‘one-finger’ grip…Somewhere between despair and desperation…And if you’re lucky enough, somewhere along that long climb back up, there’s that extra length of rope for you to pull yourself up…And all you can do is hope that you don’t get dragged that far down the next time…

2007-04-26T23:10:00.000-07:00

Dammit, it sucks to be sick man...Feel so weak, pathetic and not to mention the bad breath *gags*...Well, at least my regiment of drinking packet bandung all day seems to soothe the throat...And I realized one thing, listening to 'My Love' by Justin Timberlake all day seems to have a theraputic effect on me...A good song to stone to, and I can REALLY day dream...With my fantastical imgination and all...Hmmm, I wish I had a lava lamp and a big old marine fishtank...Yeah, I could really zone out with that stuff...Or maybe a lava lamp IN a marine aquarium...Ahhh, now thats STONERIFIC...No sickness can stand in the way of my random fantasticular mind....Ooooo, my kidneys hurt ouch, ouch, ouch...*Zones out*...................................No seriously is hurts!....Crap, I think I'm gonna...*Passes out*..........

2007-04-18T18:30:00.000-07:00

Why do bad things happen when I'm in the best of moods? And why do I always see it coming?...This sucks...I gotta figure this out...Happiness is just not enough anymore...

2007-04-09T17:55:00.000-07:00

Today on the National Geographi-Vik Channel...

My friend and I went to Mac Ritchie to do some exploring/trekking to see if we could catch anything interesting. But the weather threatened and delivered, cuz it rained the moment we stepped off the bus...We waited awhile and the weather let up pretty quickly...We checked out the side of the reservoir nearer to the private estate 1st...The weather was still shitty so we mainly saw bigger stuff like 2-3 meter long monitor lizards wading in the water and lots of bugs...We headed of of the first trail to grab a bite at the cafe there...On the way out i saw this old guy walking his cocker spaniel, so I went to pat the feller ah..Funny sia the owner...All of a sudden he was like "He's all yours..." and gave me its leash, I was like "Okay!"...We then started chatting bout the stuff we had seen in the reservoir..He also told us that he was from Malaysia and that he was pilot...Reminded me of Mr Sim man!..Though his name was Colin, the dog had a rather unique name though..'Rocher', as in the the chocolate..Hahaha, cute seh...Oh, yeah on the way out of the 1st trail my idiotic/sick friend decide to catch this huge forest ant, this thing was like the size of a hornet man..Gave me bloody chills ah, the colour and the size of its bloody jaws *shiver spasm*..Eeeeee...But my idiotic/sick friend decided to let it go (thank god)..When I managed to catch him a baby skink (forgot to take pictures..oops)...And I think I got a knack for finding crabs man!..I found a freakin fresh water crab in a pool in the forest, I've seriously NEVER seen a wild fresh water one lah...What the hell...So, here are the better pictures; no pictures of the monitors though..Camera shy..More like "Come close and I'll swim away" shy..Shtupid fellers...There are also some other random animals we saw…

This was at mid-afternoon...Thats how bad the bloody weather was...
Still a nice view though..
Can you spot the frog?
The Freaky Ant!
Damn fake looking man...Feller still scares me..Eee..
Wanna millipede on stick?
Though, I wouldnt reccomend it...Without some Mayo..Hehehe

Oooo look at the pretty caterpillar...But this feller can give a helluva rash man...
Rocher!
Crabs again!
Yuck!, theres a piece of crab on my shirt...Hehehe
Darn crabs like me too much, this one didnt wanna let go..Crabs man, what the hell...

Well, thats it for this 'episode'...Can't wait to go again...Hopefully on a less rainy day...Wind blow also, you get showered by water from trees and sometimes whatever was on the tree...Where's global warming when you need it?...Just hope there nice sunny weather when school starts...Oh well, Peace Out!...

2007-04-08T16:30:00.000-07:00

Woo-freakin-hoo...Finally...
MY PRECIOUS....Muhuhahahahahahaifhgegfyewgifbewigf

2007-03-22T23:45:00.000-07:00

Wow...Thats all I can say man...I had the most quaint and pleasant dream I've ever had in ages boy..Its starts with Me, Pat and Azlan all lookin out the window of my room...We see Anoop and Roh in the parking lot behind my house and Anoop's car...Some half-BMW, half-Humvee..Nice!...We 'teleport' to Fairy Point Changi Chalet 2....Only, its a little...'Drifferent'...I'm helping Pat unload some Kyayaks from the back of his...SUV!...HolyS*** right?...Must be his Lexus x300...Anyways, the dreams skips again, to me playing with this dinner table-sized remote controlled boat...Belongs to Anoop, cause I can hear him still speaking in that accent, teaching me the controls...I notice that the beach front is like...15 meters infront of the bungalow now, no board walk, no slope, no trees just a very small sandy stretch...I turn around to face the house, I see some parents talking in the house and near the entrance...At this point I get hugs from Grace and Sham...Apparently I've not seen them for some time...And they're still with Rayson and Prahbu (respectively)...I also see Pat and Sam near the front of the house chatting, Azlan and Yana nearby...Azlan is laughing, OMG that laugh is still the same...I'm just whatchin all the activity and feeling the warm sun...Everything and everyone seems older somehow...I hear some generic voice saying that my girlfriend (surprise, surprise) has already brought our stuff up to the room...And...That Grace and Rayson are planning to get engaged...WHAT THE!(no surprise there)...The dream fades out just then; as I watch everyone mingling and laughing...By far one of the best, not to mention vivid dreams I've ever had...What a dream man...What a dream...

2007-03-22T01:00:00.000-07:00

Aite, since I said I would...I'll post about my little trip to Serangoon North last Sunday to buy desertsand...And all the wonderful birds we saw...Please ah real ones ah, as in with, wings and beaks...So...Err, here they are...

Sunbird: "Whatcha lookin at punk!?"
Birds: "Hey maybe if we stare pathetically outside long enough, they'll let us go!"
Black Toucan to Yellow Toucan: "Honey, why is that wierd animal taking pictures of us?"
Toucan: "Hmmm, I don't know...I think this angle makes me look fat"
Toucan: "How'd ya like me now!?"
*Cue Prison Break Music*
Macaw: "Ehhh, this life's just a pile of seeds!"

Macaw: "Wazup my nigga?!"
What happens when a crow decides to go all Michael Jackson on itself!
Cockatoo: "Hey!, you mess with the fro...You gotta go!"
Green Parrot: "Oooo, shiny penny on the floor!"
Green Parrot: "Ohhh, yeaahh...Lower, lowerrr....Thats the spot, ahhhh"

So, thats about it...And yeah, its actually called a green parrot...Sooo inventive, wow....Anyways, I think everyone should try and head down to Serangoon North to check out the birds at least once...It's like the Birdpark only free!...And there are quite a few aquariums, pet-stuff like doggy toys and treats are pretty cheap....So, check it out!...It's a good way to kill time!

2007-03-14T23:15:00.000-07:00

I'm feeling bored and random right now, no one to talk to and nothing better to do so...Here are some random pictures of random things ah...

When Dad refuses to get you that High Defintion Plasma TV
So...Is it an automatic door or does it 'keeps' people's hands away?
For god's sake...How much 'works' can one man do!?...Sheesh!

Okay, I know I'm lame but hey, I'm bored and more random than usual....Hahahahahahahahaighhgewhghewgiewh...And can somone enlighten me bout this 'awkward' thing?...I gotta a rough idea but I'm not too sure...

Bloom!

2007-03-11T01:20:00.000-08:00

Today on the National Geographi-Vik Channel...

One of the plants I have finally bloomed, looks quite nice...Its the only interesting thing that happened today anyway, so, here are some pics...I'm not really sure what kind plant it is ah, anyone who has idea tag it please....

Forgive the quality, had no choice but to use the flash cause these flowers only bloom in the evening; lowlight...This is like the development of the flower from the first bud I saw lah....

I feel like I'm doing another science project...Stupid bo liao-isms...I'll do more interesting stuff soon ah...Maybe with some 'proper' animals next time...hahahahahah...

P.S. Bloom!, Here comes the Bloom!, Ready or not!...P.O.D....Plantable On Death...Hahahahahahahelihguirwhirwgrwuigrewjhui (I'm being spastic, I know)

2007-03-08T23:40:00.000-08:00

The shit just hit the fan for me, people were vauge on what was needed of me and still got angry when I tried to make other plans...But thats okay...I'm now needed by the people around me more than ever...Decisions to make, old problems to face and duties to fulfill...All this on top of my now apparent food poisoning...Motherf...I'm too fragmented...I gotta get my head straight and screwed on tight...I need to go somewhere I can think...

P.S. For the record, I'm not emoing...

The National Geographvik Channel

2007-03-07T17:50:00.000-08:00

Okay, The National Geographvik Channel, its a twist on the National Geographic Channel, in case anyone didnt know...This is what I;m gonna call it whenever i go on my 'Expeditions'

I went exploring today, well not really exploring ah...More like looking for stuff to catch like snakes, frogs and anything else thats err...Interesting...Thats what I usually do anyways...
Alright, here are some pictures...please forgive their uninteresting-ness...

Just some interesting looking grasshopper, which landed on my hand
A side view, notice how its very flat compared to the common grasshoppers
I like this shot cause you can see the Sun's rays, quite nice This pool is actually knee deep...I found that out the hard way
Another shot of the sun reflecting off the water...I like it
The Never Ending Stream...Water flows here all day, everyday man

Just to show that the water is actually flows
The source of that stream...
Thats how lush and deep this forest is...
Shot of how much more forest there still is to explore and the beautiful rays of sun light...

And just to be certain..You can never get to these kinds of places without a mountain bike or walking okay?....You cant use a SKATEBOARD or anything else for this kinda stuff...Thats why mountain bikes are HANDS-DOWN, the best non-motorized off road vehicle or even on normal surfaces, its still the BEST....Hehehehehe

P.S. The Great Outdoors...

2007-03-07T15:40:00.000-08:00

Wha yesterday was damn fun man.Grace, Ray and Sham came over to my house to help Ray and I with our respective blogs...

This is how the day started..

Slept at 4 in the AM and woke at 9, rushed to bathem didnt take my breafast, chiong all the way to S-11 near Tampines library to get stupid crickets and feeder fish, 5 minutes after I come back my aunt tells me to pick up the tofu sambal she made specially for me and the 3 of them, I quickly swept the room cause I know Sham will transform in to Mala and start cleaning if the room isnt clean...By then its like 11:40 smthn...at 1 I get a call from Ray saying they're at Sembawang buying noodles and stuff (they were supposed to be in Tampines by 1), I "Okaaaay" him and say I'm fine with it, cause I'm such a nice guy right?...I know, I know...So By the time they reach the bus stop its like 2 smthn already...

So after meeting them I decided that I wanted to check some stuff out in TM...We checked out the pet shop, which was a freakin waste of time and then we went to Toys R' Us cause Toys Are' Me too (stupid joke)..fooled around with the stuff, I was also dragged in to posing with a lightsaber..Hey, any guy who sees a lightsaber Will pick it up, its a known fact.. The one thing better to a guy than having a girlfriend is being a Jedi...Or being a Jedi and having a girlfriend...To me anyway...I'm being random, okay back to the story...

We left TM after 'TRU' (Toys R' Us...See Grace, I also can short form) ...Got home, settled down and immediately with the blogging..Woo these girls really work hard man...Ray got in to my collection of military books, I think he could have sat there the whole day just reading those books ah...I started 'Demoing' my X-box games, think I showed them almost every game ah...Ray and I were like critisizing each game man, like for one Ray said " The cliffs and all that, not very nice ah, but the graphics for the water is really good"...Haha...Sham decided to play with the rabbit for a while..I let her try, then finally let her take a photo with it....My rabbit's name is Martha by the way, she was rescued after being abandoned in the wild for sometime, so she's a little crazy ah...Sometime after that, while Sham was using the com I put the rabbit behind her, on the chair she was sitting on, without even turning around to see what it is she jumped up and started screaming ...Scardey cat!....Hahahahahaahahaha...I also decided to show the 3 of them my frog eating a cricket..It was funny to see Grace and Sham run way when I go to open the tank...Hahahaha

We ate at around 4...They liked the tofu sambal...Though Sham decided to eat cup noodles 1st, then proceeded to talk on the phone right after that...After her little conversation, She got her rice and I went to heat it up with the microwave, one random thing happened...As I was keying in the digits, one 'arm' on my glasses just came out from the tape holding it in, then the other end just swung down and hung around my nose...The others saw this and started laughing lah...What the...

After eating, Ray and I started channel surfing and ended up watching this show on building demolition...Grace was helping ray with his blog now, cause Sham and her were done with mine...Sham found a nice spot between my double-decker and the cupboard in my room, for some chatting-isms on the phone...I started poking my head out saying "So..." and at one point she kept saying "No" to whoever was on the phone and I was like " Shhhh"...Her last phone call was interesting though, cause after the call ended she let out this long sigh....Someone's love stoned eh?...Hehehehehe...Again I decided to feed my frog, so I got a whole bunch of crickets and threw them in to the tank, the moment my frog saw my hand, he jumped up and out of the tank and started to trying to swallow my finger...Shtupid feller...Grace saw this a freaked the hell out, while I was laughing at my shtupid frog...Hahahahahahahah, How can my agents be afraid of frogs?...Hehehe...I then allowed Sham to mess with my hair, cause it was long and style -less...The results were even worse looking spikey hair and alot of wax on my hair...Probably would've caught on fire if there was an open flame man....

Walked the guys to the bus stop after watching some 'Trigger Happy TV'...On the way there, I spotted the 'Legendary Pinky Car', I've been telling Sham about.....Hahaha, its no urban legend its really exists....Sham proceeded to paparazzi the car...Then near the bus stop...We all got a dose of the ever so funny Grace-ism...She asked if we needed to cross the overhead-bridge, but it came out "Over-H-Bridge" she short formed the Head man!...Hahahahahahahaha

Anyways, here are pictures....

Oink with Berts
They both have the "I dont know what I'm doing" look
Undercover agents
Awww...Look at Ray's face..Shy boy
Shtupid feller, Shtupid pose
Martha hanging out 'On' Sham
Sham's phone convo corner
Hardworking peoples.....Argh! Snakes In a Room!
Shiny happy people..In bad lighting...Hehe
Agents, 007 and Kim
Oink and the REAL Bert
Kim and 'Anonymous Superior Officer' reporting in +Grace's kong arm
Before
Aftermath!..Its was way worse than it looks, my poor butchered hair...

The lengendary Pinky Car!
Pink grill and even pink 'eye shadow' for the headlights
I assume this is called a 'Strawberry Shortcake' that thing in her arms looks like a cat-pig hybrid...eeeee *shivers*
Just to show its INTENDED to be a pinky car...Errr, okaaaay!

Ahhh....goodtimes man, hope you guys can come over again soon! Next time we shall go to Ikea...And yet again I owe Grace and Sham...I'm gonna be broke by the time I make it up to them...Sheesh

P.S. Better days are here!

2007-03-06T23:10:00.000-08:00

I would especially like to thank Sham and Grace for helping me out with the blog...You guys are the best friends anyone could ask for...I really mean it...You guys ARE my best agents after all...

Hahahahahahahahhahgeigbwgiewigewnbe...Dont worry 007 and Kim are gonna get promotions soon...

P.S. More about the days events another time...

2007-03-03T01:05:00.000-08:00

WE'RE FROM THE SCHOOL, THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS

WHO'S READY TO ROCK? ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?....WORD UP! EVERYBODY SING, NO MATTER WHERE YOU SAY IT, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'LL BE HEARD...WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

YOU CANT BEAT ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. FBNEGNIURHGJHGINRWUGNVYOGNBVWUOFKUGJHUIREGHSRKUBYGE

A Message

2007-03-02T13:30:00.000-08:00

I had a very peculiar dream this morning, I was some place in Pasir Ris, we were at some lounge or something and right in front of it was a mangrove swamp like forest. I remember a few of old friends being there and a whole lot of new ones...Apparently we were doing some project on animals or something...But the thing that stood out in this dream was just before I woke up, someone asked "But how are we going to save the world?"...Weird huh?...I seriously need something to do man...My dreams are getting too fantastical even for me....hahahahahahahahahahahsighsirewhguirwgrignrwgorwgb

2007-03-01T22:00:00.000-08:00

Freakin correction...thats 2.9 for the year.....wooofuckinhoooo....STUPIDSHITBALLSMOODRUINING

COCKSUCKINGASSHOLEBITCHPIECEOFFFUCKINGSHIT

P.S. I NEED TO KILL SOME NINJAS

2007-03-01T20:15:00.000-08:00

Balls man I know my GPA for Sem 2...Friggin 2.9....Crap Crapedy Crap man...WTFH!!...*fails about wildly*....Well serves me right man, I can imagine what I would've gotten if I tried just a little harder...Shitballs, well...whats done is done...Not gonna bitch bout it anymore...Wonder what 007 and Kim got...hmmm, probably waaaay better than me...They ARE my best agents....(STUPID JOKE)...Gotta ask Azlan too...

P.S. What done is done, you just leave it alone...You dont regret it....